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August 2nd, 2006
08:36 am - REPOST: wallpaper (dom/billy)
Title: Wallpaper
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Fiction
Beta: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) pinn2480 and algernon_mouse. Always my cherished babies. Apologies to them for this.
A/N: I wrote this after a knee-trembler bunny I gave apple_pi ambushed me right back. I probably should have left it to her, but never mind. Sorry, Pi. Additional unwitting canon assistance provided by pippinmctaggart. Much appreciated.
( “Christ, that’s a load of bollocks. Sex?” )
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08:55 am - REPOST: ancient water (orlando/viggo)
Title: Ancient Water
Author: tarte
Pairing: Orlando/Viggo
Rating: NC-17 (but mild-ish, I think)
Request: "out in a storm or anything to do with rain", requested by tarawa
Beta: pinn2480 and algernon_mouse
Note: There was quite a lot of breadth in the request and this is my first go with this pairing. For both reasons, I hope very much that this fits the bill to some extent.
( Read more... )
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08:56 am - REPOST: whisky, hashish, cotton, oil (billy/viggo)
Here's a little throwaway Billy/Viggo ficlet for you. And now I really will go to bed.
rated R and utterly unbeta-ed
note: POV (such as it is) alternates
( Whisky, Hashish, Cotton, Oil )
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08:58 am - REPOST: omnium invisibilium (billy/dom)
Title: omnium invisibilium
Fandom: LOTRIPS
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: R
Disclaimer: fiction
A/N: My plot device was: 'The main character is rendered tragically/comically invisible and wackiness commences'. I may have subverted this hackneyed device straight into another hackneyed device, for which I apologise. Many thanks to anne_elliot, apple_pi and buckle_berry for reading, prodding and general handholdiness. My undying gratitude to secrethappiness for the quick and dirty beta.
Summary: some things become invisible, some other things become rather more obvious.
( Read more... )
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08:59 am - REPOST: transit (dom/billy)
Transit
not very rude and not very true
A/N: written for the forces' favourite overloved for xmas. In her wishlist she asked for monaboyd drabbles. I thought I might give it a go, then ended up doing something completely different.
beta'd and yankwanked some time ago by 3 beautiful sets of eyes, belonging to algernon_mouse, secrethappiness and apple_pi. much love
( And is it true? And is it true? )
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09:02 am - REPOST: untitled (dom/viggo)
I wrote this for algernon_mouse's birthday, because I have a feeling that bad things get better. I love michelle. I also love bizbo who is awake much too early. *cup of tea*
PG-13 (at most)
Dom + other notional pairings perhaps + 1 OTP (hart).
disclaimer: my OTP = not necessarily your OTP
v. short.
unnecessary dom abuse? transparent author projection? report it here.
( Dom used to take rambunctiousness to the extreme. )
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09:03 am - REPOST: song sung again (viggo/dom)
viggo/dom (c.2000 words)
contains a little sex
prompted by secrethappiness, using the following Robbie Williams(!) lyric: "I mean every word/ I don't mean a single one of them" (from Make Me Pure). At least, that's where it started off - I think it ended somewhere entirely different.
beta'd by secrethappiness and algernon_mouse, of course.
This is for lovely pinn, and for everyone else I owe things to, especially elmathelas (if she sees it, and even if she doesn't).
( Song Sung Again )
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09:04 am - REPOST: untitled (ryan/marissa)
This is for elzed. It's OC and it's het sure enough, and it features her beloved Ryan McThingy, but I'm not sure if it's entirely what she's after. Please bear in mind that I am hamstrung by having only seen the first 4 episodes of series 1 and the first 2 episodes of series 2, and am a little stuck for characters. (I don't know anything about this Lindsey chick, except she's ginger and she starred in something called "The Anatomy of Desire", so I couldn't use her.) Many apologies to any OC fanciers who find this highly distasteful, and for any accidental canon butchering. Or Brit-isms.
NB: NC-17, and all recommended disclaimers.
( Marissa is a flake. )
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09:07 am - REPOST: untitled (ben/melinda)
This is belated birthday OC HET for lovely lovely elzed. Happy birthday again, hon.
Rating: R probably
Disclaimer: fiction
Beta: beta-ing, US-picking and advice on what "classy Americans" drink, courtesy of secrethappiness and algernon_mouse
Better late than ( never )
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09:09 am - REPOST: untitled (ennis/jack)
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, DO NOT READ THIS. ( VERY SPOILERISH )
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09:11 am - REPOST: queen's gambit 1 (dom/billy)
Title: Queen's Gambit
Authors: algernon_mouse and tarteaucitron
Rating: Mature
Disclaimer: Fiction
Beta: secrethappiness, generous and conscientious friend to authors, who put up with much pushiness with only a modicum of arsiness in return ;)
Here is: old-school fic - kilts, cigarettes, nightclubs, lollies, a decent pinch of good old fashioned NC-17. Oh, and some largely extended metaphors.
A/N: This tig was long in the making and saw us through exams, holidays, tears, laughter. It's a big bugger (c.11,500 words), so posted in 2 parts. Part 2 is linked at the bottom of Part 1.
( 'Mate in two moves. You're buggered, Dominic.' )
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09:15 am - REPOST: top five reasons (dom/viggo)
so the top 5 things meme has sprouted a little fic over here. It was secrethappiness who asked for my top 5 reasons why Dom can't walk away from Viggo. It was also secrethappiness who started converting those reasons into drabbles ficcy... things. Then she made me do some.
Here they are for your diversion:
PG-13 up to NC-17, if you're excited worried by those things.
( The top 5 reasons why Dom can't walk away from Viggo. In reverse order. And involving some de-spanking-licious rimming which you will *not* want to miss, courtesy of the pinn-girl. Click right here, please. )
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09:16 am - REPOST: untitled (snape/lupin)
Yes, this is a snupin (yes, that's snape/lupin) PWP (and disclaimered up the wazoo, believe me), but I want to make it absolutely clear that there are several guilty parties here.
1. algernon_mouse is to blame for squeeing about the yule ball scene in GoF, for being always up for trouble, and for rowing this little tig orgy out of harbour.
2. secrethappiness is to blame for starting a new LJ and thus turning all our minds immediately to comment-porn, for encouraging us to imagine what heretofore undocumented liaisons might have been occurring during said yule ball scene, and for being a dirty dirty dirty girl.
3. buckle_berry is to blame for being too hot for her own shoes, and for being unable to resist Remus Lupin with his trousers down.
um. that's all.
Unbelievably, no one is making any money from this. Who knew?
Anyways, the poll results stand I'm afraid. And so, I'm not going to lie to you, if you click the cut you are going to be reading about ( Harry Potter characters engaged in several spontaneous acts of dirty sex. )
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09:17 am - REPOST: death row 1 (snape/potter)
I am off to New York, New York, tomorrow morning at spank-my-arse o'clock, so I will not be around very much for a bit.
That said, I have a parting shot. And here it is.
title: Death Row (1/5?)
pairing: Snape/Potter (to a certain flist sector, please forgive me)
warnings: WIP; HBP spoilers
note 1: fulsome thanks to secrethappiness, apple_pi and buckle_berry for input and beta-ing. Pi has pointed out something which could be improved and may well be when the completed fic is posted. For now I am lazy and impatient and leaving the country at spank-my blah blah blah... sorry, readers.
note 2: this is first and foremost for fitofpique whom I adore and to whom I owe a snarry debt of thanks too enormous for mere fic to express. (happy v. late birthday, baby!)
( Chapter One: Malfoy Manor )
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02:04 pm - REPOST: untitled (billy/dom/viggo)
Who: Billy/Dom (Viggo – Trust us on this)
What: Threesomeish Porn with very little plot. Seriously. Very little.
Where: Billy’s abode,
Why: Why not?
When: Probably during filming. Suspend your disbelief – it helps.
How: Because tarteaucitron and I are insane, that’s how.
Disclaimer? You Bet.
NB: tigged with algernon_mouse. originally posted by mouse.
( The Untitled Adventures of Tarte And Mouse Left To Their Own Devices Starring Billy & Dom )
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