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January 1st, 2010

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August 5th, 2008

10:57 pm - the unforgiving minute (nadal/federer - sort of) words: 2300ish rating: R warnings: um. tennis slash. cracky premise (although uncracky fic in general). slightly/overtly fetishistic behaviour (mileages may vary). masturbation. I AM BLUSHING SO MUCH. extra warning: no actual physical federer in this fic. a/n: this fic stems from some ridiculous and hysterical post-wimbledon chat between myself and buckle_berry. a lot of blame for this at her door. also thanks for the beta, berriest. love you! ( The unforgiving minute )

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June 22nd, 2008

08:04 pm - mr mysterio and henry (snape/potter) words: 1800ish rating: G warning: OC muggle pov. unbeta'd. note: happy birthday, fitofpique! i love you! i truly believe this will make little or no sense to anyone else. <333 ( Mr Mysterio and Henry )

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December 30th, 2007

11:08 pm - nothing here resets the clocks (snape/lupin) berry’s birthday snupin! words: 6000ish rating: R warning: 1st person pov. also crammed to the gills with sirius black and possibly a bit on the grim side. note 1: beta’d by lovely fitofpique. <3 note 2: last year i wrote buckle_berry the sweetest fluffiest creamcake of a snupin for her birthday, and for mine she wrote a brutal series of violent snupin sex vignettes. well fine. you win, b. this is because i love you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY (a fortnight ago). ( Nothing Here Resets the Clocks )

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November 1st, 2007

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12:04 am - faint indirections (neville/percy, snape/potter - sort of) rating: pg-13 word count: c.11,500 warnings: dh spoilers; largely canon-compliant, some avoidance of epilogue and interview canon note 1: written for the snape_after_dh prompt: Professor Longbottom converses with Severus Snape's portrait. note 2: much gratitude to buckle_berry and secrethappiness for advice, suggestions and beta-ing, and especially to fitofpique for some truly invaluable mutual support. note 3: posted in two bits. second bit linked below. ( Faint Indirections )

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July 25th, 2007

09:55 pm - dear abby... (hp/sports night crossover) warnings: post-dh - spoilers, denial, loopholes &c. rating: g words: 1500 note: for secrethappiness. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINN. a day late, and dubious sports night canon, but nothing says i love you pinn like a crossover. beta'd by buckle_berry, who knows less about sports night than me - if that's even possible. thanks, b'face! ( Dear Abby… )

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June 27th, 2007

12:16 pm - death row epilogue (snape/potter) title: Death Row (5+1/5+1 - COMPLETE) pairing: Snape/Potter rating: R this chapter previously: One: Malfoy Manor Two: Godric's Hollow Three: The Burrow Four: Hagrid's Hut part a; part b Five: The Manor, the Hollow, the end note 1: it's almost a year since i posted the first chapter of this fic as a late birthday present for fitofpique. so, um. happy late birthday again, piqueface, i love you! the whole saga really belongs to pique and to cindyjade who have so sweetly read each part and squealed in the right places. it's really all been written with you two birds in mind. <3 note 2: 3 pairs of hands required for holding for this last chapter: buckle_berry, secrethappiness and algernon_mouse. to berry and pinn especially, who've beta'd the whole enterprise, thank you so much! you've been amazing. babies in the post to you soonest. <333 ( Epilogue: 12, Grimmauld Place )

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May 30th, 2007

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May 2nd, 2007

06:23 pm - death row 5 (snape/potter) title: Death Row (5/5+1) pairing: Snape/Potter warnings: WIP; minor character death this chapter. rating: PG-13 this chapter previously: One: Malfoy Manor; Two: Godric's Hollow; Three: The Burrow; Four: Hagrid's Hut part a; part b note 1: notwithstanding what Snape thinks, this is not the end; there is one last part to come (epilogue-ish). note 2: this chapter has been months in the making: if you have been waiting, i'm so so sorry; if you have forgotten all about it, previous chapters are linked above for re-orientation; if you don't even care any more, then i am sadfacing forever, but i take your point. note 3: all my love to buckle_berry and secrethappiness for the lip-smacking beta. ( Chapter Five: The Manor, the Hollow, the end )

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January 2nd, 2007

11:47 am - 2006 fic index 2006 was the year of fandom bed-swapping and hiding from the parents. hence the new fic journal (in case any of you weren't sure, i actually spend most of my time being tarteaucitron), and the horrible necessity of reposting. including the 2005 fic index, which i’ve just now reposted here. one of these days i’ll repost drabbles. that’ll be nice for you all. :D here’s ( the roundup: ) here’s ( the meme: )

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January 1st, 2007

04:44 pm - anyone who'll lie down (dom/elijah, dom/viggo) rating: round about R, i think (wanking and language) note 1: huge huge thanks to algernon_mouse, secrethappiness and buckle_berry who beta'd thoughtfully when i felt it was a lost cause. pinn also kindly gave me the title. note 2: this was my slashababy fic, written for ladysunrope. it's set during "that year" after dom moved to LA, and features a bit of drug-taking and slutting around. i have mixed feelings about this fic, to say the least. [also archived, along with some great slasha fics, here.] c.4800 words. ( anyone who'll lie down )

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December 12th, 2006

06:44 pm - in places where nobody was meant to see (lupin/snape) rating: you've never seen anything so tame, i promise. warning: some other hp characters are dead. [c.3400 words] note: this is for buckle_berry, who is now nearing the end of her twenties. and whom i love. tenderly beta-ed by the lovely fitofpique. ( In places where nobody was meant to see )

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November 8th, 2006

08:07 pm - death row 4b (snape/potter) title: Death Row (4b/5?) pairing: Snape/Potter warnings: WIP rating: R-NC17 previously: One: Malfoy Manor; Two: Godric's Hollow; Three: The Burrow; Four (a): Hagrid's Hut note: beta'd by buckle_berry and secrethappiness; this part with apologies to buckle_berry, who actually had to sit in person and listen to me read bits of it out. poor thing. ( Chapter Four (b) )

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October 2nd, 2006

10:53 pm - death row 4a (snape/potter) title: Death Row (4a/5?) pairing: Snape/Potter warnings: WIP; HBP spoilers rating: R (this part) previously: One: Malfoy Manor; Two: Godric's Hollow; Three: The Burrow note 1: boot lickings to buckle_berry and secrethappiness for greatly needed beta-ing and prodding. note 2, re chapters: so. this is only the first half of chapter four (which has turned out much longer than i anticipated). the second half is in train and should be finished much more quickly. additionally, my plan is still that the thrust of the plot will be finished in five chapters, but - um, yes - there'll probably be an epilogue of sorts too. sorry. ( Chapter Four (a): Hagrid’s Hut )

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August 28th, 2006

09:09 pm - death row 3 (snape/potter) title: Death Row (3/5?) pairing: Snape/Potter warnings: WIP; HBP spoilers previously: One: Malfoy Manor; Two: Godric's Hollow note: sundry services, including beta-ing, support and poking with sharpened sticks, provided by secrethappiness, buckle_berry and apple_pi. love to you. ( Chapter Three: The Burrow )

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August 18th, 2006

12:14 am - who looks inside (hannah/elijah) warning 1: sex between siblings warning 2: YOU MAY FIND THIS CREEPY. c.1600 words. no biggie. big thanks to algernon_mouse and elmathelas for beta-ing/yankwanking services. ( Who Looks Inside )

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August 8th, 2006

01:37 pm - death row 2 (snape/potter) title: Death Row (2/5?) pairing: Snape/Potter warnings: WIP; HBP spoilers previously: Chapter One: Malfoy Manor note: big big thank you to buckle_berry and apple_pi for beta-ing like a pair of pros. this chapter is for secrethappiness as a good luck present and a (very) late happy birthday. love you, pinn. ( Chapter Two: Godric's Hollow )

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August 2nd, 2006

02:04 pm - REPOST: untitled (billy/dom/viggo) Who: Billy/Dom (Viggo – Trust us on this) What: Threesomeish Porn with very little plot. Seriously. Very little. Where: Billy’s abode, Why: Why not? When: Probably during filming. Suspend your disbelief – it helps. How: Because tarteaucitron and I are insane, that’s how. Disclaimer? You Bet. NB: tigged with algernon_mouse. originally posted by mouse. ( The Untitled Adventures of Tarte And Mouse Left To Their Own Devices Starring Billy & Dom )

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09:17 am - REPOST: death row 1 (snape/potter) I am off to New York, New York, tomorrow morning at spank-my-arse o'clock, so I will not be around very much for a bit. That said, I have a parting shot. And here it is. title: Death Row (1/5?) pairing: Snape/Potter (to a certain flist sector, please forgive me) warnings: WIP; HBP spoilers note 1: fulsome thanks to secrethappiness, apple_pi and buckle_berry for input and beta-ing. Pi has pointed out something which could be improved and may well be when the completed fic is posted. For now I am lazy and impatient and leaving the country at spank-my blah blah blah... sorry, readers. note 2: this is first and foremost for fitofpique whom I adore and to whom I owe a snarry debt of thanks too enormous for mere fic to express. (happy v. late birthday, baby!) ( Chapter One: Malfoy Manor )

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